1. Yesterday I vomited in three different airports.*
2. Today I tripped over my own feet, resulting in a fist sized scrape on my knee, a tear on the hem of my dress, lilttle pieces of gravel i my palms, and most impressively, a 4-inch streak of bruises and petichiae ON MY NECK. It looks like a giant hickey. Fail.
*also got offered an awesome job!
1 comment:
the story about your hickey is lame, because...everyone knows you are a fuh-reak.
but hey it's cool, congrats again on the job offer!
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