In Which my sister and I google ourselves

Elizabeth 

10:33 PM

it's a comfort in this margaret atwood world

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me

10:33 PM

...

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Elizabeth 

10:34 PM

that the internet is totally wrong about me.

you on the other hand

will be the first against the wall.

putting on airs

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me

10:34 PM

that I haven't been kidnapped and forced to bear children for the barren wife of a general?

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Elizabeth 

10:34 PM

well, that too.