Elizabeth: Hey, guess the top two ways that I am more Minnesotan today?
me: hmmm
i give up
Elizabeth: 1.
I got my driver's license today
2.
It is too too terribly hot I just want to die from the hotness.
me: haahahahahahah
how hot?
Elizabeth: 92.
in MAY!
I want to go find the old church ladies in Hibbing
that are all, "Gosh gee, Al Gore can come to minnesota if he thinks the world is warming up!"
and Say, "Dammit! This is what happens when you fuck with Al Gore!"
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