Mocking Florida Man is our favorite game

me: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/02/28/3259241/court-rules-judge-cant-ban-florida.html

  Florida man!

5:48 PM Keri: Florida man wants to be Ohio man!

me: Ohio man says NO

  but then Ohio court says ok

 Keri: and then...

  ok.

  but only if you stay away from belly shirts, manatees, the zoo, children, and any thing that consumes oxygen actually

  of course

 

5:50 PM Keri: florida man could hole up in a cabin in the woods and get high on bath salts

 

 Keri: blow up said cabin

  start a forest fire

 me: to be fairme: there are plenty of Ohio men doing that too

 Keri: and florida man could be arrested for that

  i feel that florida man is safe nowhere

 me: and the best way to get rid of Florida Man is probably just to wait for winter

 Keri: as long as himself is around

  haha

  yeah i think so!

  he will only bring flipflops to ohio

  and his florida gator flag

5:51 PM me: and jean shorts

 Keri: how could i forget those?

 me: you need real pants for real winter

  Florida man

Surprise 3-day weekend

Parental Encouragment

Because my still-unidentified-probably-autoimmune arthritis (doctor's plan: "let's see if it gets worse" My plan: new doctor) rules out land-based exercise for the forseeable future, I have been exercising in the pool.  I haven't spent regular time in the pool since I was a kid, so re-acclimation is a slow process.

My father is supportive.

me

9:17 PM

Hi da

you'll be happy to know I didn't drown in the pool yesterday

and that I can swim a 100 m freestyle in 4 minutes

which is only...3 minutes and 15 seconds off of michael phelps pace

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Dave 

9:17 PM

Well, that's pretty much drifting with the current, but it's a good start