today's accomplishment: being simultaneously hit on and evangelized by a random creeper decked out in Roll Tide Gear in the elevator.
Creeper: where did you get such a pretty smile you sweet little thing?
Me: um...what?***
Creeper:I bet you know where you got it...*wink*
Me: excuse me?
Creeper: It's from upstairs. Way upstairs. Jesus Christ will make you smile every day for the rest of your life. You just remember that. *another wink*
I cannot wait to move to not-alabama.
***I was proud of myself for restraining my inner feminist from explaining that I was not really even smiling, not that pretty, really not sweet, 9/10s of a doctor, not little, and a woman not a thing.
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