Florida man!
5:48 PM Keri: Florida man wants to be Ohio man!
me: Ohio man says NO
but then Ohio court says ok
Keri: and then...
ok.
but only if you stay away from belly shirts, manatees, the zoo, children, and any thing that consumes oxygen actually
of course
5:50 PM Keri: florida man could hole up in a cabin in the woods and get high on bath salts
Keri: blow up said cabin
start a forest fire
me: to be fairme: there are plenty of Ohio men doing that too
Keri: and florida man could be arrested for that
i feel that florida man is safe nowhere
me: and the best way to get rid of Florida Man is probably just to wait for winter
Keri: as long as himself is around
haha
yeah i think so!
he will only bring flipflops to ohio
and his florida gator flag
5:51 PM me: and jean shorts
Keri: how could i forget those?
me: you need real pants for real winter
Florida man
1 comment:
oh, i was funny again! though, i'm not sure that many people will understand. that's ok.
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